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Unable to hold back the genetic tide, I find myself gardening in my carpet slippers, asking for a knife and fork in McDonalds and agreeing with the Daily Telegraph. I'm beyond help - what about you?

Thanks to b3th for the suggestion

(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 13:39)
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....or
that you've turned into PAM FUCKING AYRES!
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:02, 2 replies)
'ooh me dearie' (etc)...

I haven't done any poetry for a while...

Just thought I'd dust off my rhyming trousers...
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:03, closed)
I thought about writing
'when you write rubbish poems and nobody cares,
that's when you've turned into PAM FUCKING AYRES'

but that wouldn't have been true - it's actually very good sir, I just can't help myself sometimes.

Sorry and all that old chap, eh?
*slaps PF on the back a bit too hard*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:06, closed)
^^arf!^^

Eh, you young scallywags!

I was writing poetry before you were an itch in your daddy's pants!

I didn't fight in 3 world wars etc...

*Drones on*

*Falls asleep*
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 18:09, closed)
Pam Eyres? No . .
. . more like an homage to Fred Wedlock.
(, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 19:24, closed)

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