Walking down Somers Town recently
Someone shouts out "Oiii!!! Baaaalllldddyyy!!!" at me (I shave my head n always have since it was pointed out in my early twenties I have girly curly hair).

I stopped, turned, noticed it was a load of teenagers doing the 'hanging out on a street corner acting hard thing, and I shouted back: "I'VE GOT CANCER !!!"

Ok, probably going to hell for that one... but it did shut the fuckers up.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:50, 2 replies)

I'm surprised it worked
most cunts nowadays don't seem to have the guilt gene
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:55, closed)

It only would have worked,
if you'd told them it was contagious.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:56, closed)

I was a bit pissed off at the time after being shat on from a great height in work (not literally)
So I probably came across as a bit of a frothing-at-the-mouth mentalist.

That probably had more to do with it.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 16:57, closed)

HA! Now the truth comes out

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:00, closed)

I too am blessed/cursed with "the wave"
When it's been really long, it looks exactly like a spiral perm (or so I've been told) and many times being mistaken for a laydee (head down on work counter!) finally turned to dreads. Had to get rid of them though eventually.

I keep it short, but have a funny shaped head, so couldn't get away with the full monty.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 17:08, closed)