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Tell us your stories of churches and religion (or lack thereof). Let the smiting begin!

Question suggested by Supersonic Electronic

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 15:00)
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And the cool-ah!
It comes from Jeeeezus-ah! Let me hear you say Halleluliah! Yes-ah!

And now-ah! I don't want you to do faith-healin'! I want you to pray with me for faith debuggin-ah! Yes! In Jeezus name, cast out the bugs-ah! Halleluliah!

Blimey. It does sound cool.

Mind you, faith-debugging works about as well as faith-healing. If it really worked rallies would sound like this:

Hey, let's have some amputees up on that stage-ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 18:11, Reply)

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