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My pal inspects factories for a living, and I shall take his expert advice to the grave: "Never eat the meat pies". Tell us the best advice you've ever received.

(, Thu 20 May 2010, 12:54)
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Can't live without them,
can't use the bones for soup.
Thanks Sonny Barger
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 18:03, 2 replies)
I always liked Rowlf the dog's take on women...
"You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's something irresistible-ish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cos the nights are long.
I hope that something better comes along."
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 19:24, closed)
I'm particularly fond of saying (wistful look in eyes)
"Women...can't live with them."

(long pause)

"...can't turn 'em all into ferrets."
(, Sun 23 May 2010, 23:28, closed)

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