"Never trust a woman
whose belly sticks out further than her tits."

A piece of un-pc advice that has always stuck with me - largely because it is a complete piece of nonsense and for some reason always makes me smile.
( Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:30, 9 replies)

trust marry
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:36, closed)

marry have sex with

/autocomplete
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 9:53, closed)

What if her tits got bitten off by a shark?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:10, closed)

that is a very good question

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:14, closed)

So... never trust very pregnant women?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:17, closed)

Never ever.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 May 2010, 10:31, closed)

or a slightly pregnant flat-chested woman

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 25 May 2010, 11:44, closed)

This should be doubly so
for pregnant women
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Thu 27 May 2010, 10:23, closed)

A Bit Out

I would say it as;

"Never shag a woman who's stomach sticks out further than her tits"

The addition of;

"Well my knob sticks out further than my stomach"

Difficult to use 'trust' as my mothers stomach sticks out further than her tits, but I would trust her.

'Marry'! Nope, gotta shag em first - refer to first line.
(Suck it and Sea, Tue 25 May 2010, 18:29, closed)