Gentlemen always come
second.

My sister once cleaned our grandad's house from top to bottom. It was disgusting apparently. But worse was finding the photo of him wearing nothing and holding his boabie with a creepy ear to ear grin.

She was given £100 for her trouble however joy was short-lived... so was I. For doing absolutely nothing. I didn't even have to administer mind bleach.

I thanked my perverted old grandad and bought a Megadrive :D
( djtrialprice, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 21:53, 9 replies)

So, what you're saying is that your sister was subjected to sexual abuse and paid off?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:03, closed)

No
She was paid for cleaning his house. She also learned not to look through people's stuff.
( djtrialprice, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:06, closed)

But given that your grandfather was showing her indecent pictures and then paying her off, does this not strike you as a bit....odd?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:09, closed)

Perhaps I'm not being clear
She was being paid to clean the house. He was not in the house. She found a photo in a drawer or something, put it back and said nothing to him about it.
( djtrialprice, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:15, closed)

A well know strategy of the nonce. Showing children dirty pictures.
Then buying their silence.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:25, closed)

It was stuck on the fridge with magnets Badger, make no mistake about it.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:29, closed)

Arf!
Perhaps I find this story more amusing than disturbing because I forgot to mention she was in her early 20s at the time. Meh.
( djtrialprice, Thu 2 Jun 2011, 22:36, closed)

A boabie?
I had to google that. And now I plan to use the word as often as possible.
( difficultchild, Fri 3 Jun 2011, 1:28, closed)

Seriously
That shit was repulsive. The bath and toilet were both black with dirt. The carpet was an inch thick with dead skin, and the whole place stank.

It was actually Mum who found the picture - she was there with me, and she found it in a drawer. We had a good laugh (he seriously was a disgusting individual) and then put it back.

What I don't get is who the hell could he possibly have convinced to take that photograph? *shudders*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 3 Jun 2011, 12:06, closed)