Bullying Fatty

One morning during form class me and my friend Graeme are summoned to the head of years office. Our confusion knew no bounds, we were both top set for every subject and despite a little cheeky humour and minor misdemeanours we werent troublemakers. Our equally if not more fairly straight laced friend Paul was waiting outside the office door, relieved if anything that he was not alone in whatever crime had been committed.

We were soon called in and informed in a VERY stern manner that Ms Fish (name changed) was disgusted at us, and extremely surprised we had defied her opinion of us being Good Boys. A Letter had been sent to her, naming us all in a bullying scandal. Alf (name changed ) was then called in to face his tormentors....

I will now take the time to explain that "Alf" was a (VERY) sizeable boy, fairly smelly due to washing issues (didnt believe soap was necessary to get clean) and was if nothing else a wierdo (hid in bushes looking at girls).

"So, now why dont you explain why you've been bullying Alf", Ms Fish trumpeted.

We looked at each other somberly, nodded as one and proceeded to explain we had been taking the piss because he had etched declarations of his love for Melissa Jayne Hart (clarissa/sabrina the teenage witch) on his pencil case, and he recorded every episode of Prisoner Cell Block H.

Fish was almost purple with bufuddlement, "but, but, you mean its not because hes fat?!"

We roared with laughter! at her assumptions, at his ambiguous letter, at the fact he'd had to face us explain this to his stalwart defender of justice, and were still laughing when Fish sent us back to our classes.

I have no general issue with chubsters, but wierdos is another thing
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, 1 reply)

Melissa Joan Hart
During her Sabrina days, had the finest buttocks ever known to man.
(barrycounty, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:45, closed)