You don't need two hands to use chopsticks
you spanner.

(very funny though *click*)
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:21, 2 replies)

'Doh!
Actually I find I need one hand to steady the bowl or plate and the other to use the chopsticks, but then I'm a bit of a spaz...
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:26, closed)

Ha!
I was trying to think of things she could try to do and started pissing myself laughing at the thought of her trying to juggle.
(Sloppy Giuseppe, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:32, closed)

Yup
Playing the violin's out, too. As is providing two chaps simultaneous hand-relief, although I suppose that's not really CBeebies bag.

Why doesn't she just use a high quality, mechanised prosthetic. Jesus, Auntie is so PC. Just makes me want to daub a giant swastika on Broadcasting House!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Tue 27 Jul 2010, 17:36, closed)

and
who's laughing now?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNz4AskLE4w
(El Fandango carved a big EF onto his nemesis' doublet on .., Tue 27 Jul 2010, 22:55, closed)

Try picking them up one handed
and getting them correctly positioned betwixt finger & thumb
( Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:24, closed)