Guilty LaughsAre you the kind of person who laughs when they see a cat getting run over? Tell us about the times your sense of humour has gone beyond taste and decency.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19)
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I have young kids...... so I watch more than a healthy share of cbeebies. What I find weird is not that she has one arm (I have no problem with that) but that it has to be exposed in every single shot. She could be wearing a long sleeve jumper but it's cut to show the stump. Oh look now she's dressed as a wizard, a wizard with an exposed stump. Now she's dressed as a chef, a chef with an exposed stump. etc.
What statement is being made here?
I don't see why I should be exposed to that than some other presenter walking around topless to show off an unsightly birthmark or hairy back.
Anyway I'd probably give her one since she is quite personable and good looking. Just cover up the sodding arm, we get it already.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:07, 1 reply)
I just couldn't!By nature I'm fairly generous with my affections (or was before marriage) and a missing limb on a pretty girl wouldn't ordinarily be a deal breaker but:
a.) You've got the creepy, incipient lower arm with attendant, sub-epidermal grasping motion *shudders again*
b.) Although she's no doubt a charming adult, she's a thoroughly inauthentic and utterly wet presence on Cbeebies. Totally lacks the natural charm of Sid and the tall bloke. and...
c.)She would probably insist on wearing a custom-made, bright, white latex wrap around the truncated limb and shagging under fluorescent light. JUST SO YOU DON'T FORGET THAT SHE'S MISSING HALF AN ARM
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