My last day of primary school
has largely been purged from my memory by years of ill-advised hedonism, but I still remember this for some reason.

My primary school, by the way, was named after Oswald Mosley. I shit thee not. It was called Mosley Primary School, and the school logo is a very Nazi looking eagle. Really. Here's the website.

I emailed them a few years back to tell them the story of the time in assembly when the headmistress brought out a bible signed and donated to the school by Oswald Mosley. She told us that he had been a very famous local man and an important historical figure. I asked them if they were aware that the school was named after a local fascist, and if they would consider changing it. I never heard back from them.

That's all totally unrelated though.

OK, last day of primary school, and as the final few minutes of the day ticked down, 20 or so youngsters excitedly prepared for the moment when they would never have to return to the Nazi-est little primary school in the East Midlands.

James, a friend of mine (the same guy from my previous QOTW), shouts out "three cheers for Mr. Cameron!".

Mr. Cameron looks pleased for a moment.

Silence.

I start laughing uncontrollably. Rolling on the floor, crying, unable to breathe.

Eveyone else in the class laughs too, but then they stop and I continue. Then everyone starts laughing again. For the rest of the class, it cycles between 'funny' and 'unfunny' a few times. But I'm having some sort of comedy seizure. I'm just beginning to recover when I open my eyes and see that poor Mr Cameron, a big, blokey 30 year old primary school teacher, has started crying like a little girl. He runs out of the room, wet-faced and humiliated, and I continue to laugh, with everyone else staring at me like I am a total pre-teen cunt, until the final bell rings out the end of school.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:04, 5 replies)

Haha!
Brilliant
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:25, closed)

Aheeheehee!
"Fear the Jews! Strength through Unity! All hail the Great Headteacher! And now, double Maths."
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 14:39, closed)

So the school was named after 13 year old mosley
who was born in 1896 and the school founded in 1909?
( M o D, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:53, closed)

Maybe it was named after Max Mosely

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 16:57, closed)

I take it you managed to avoid the showers?
Sorry, had to post that.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 17:23, closed)