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This is a question Guilty Pleasures, part 2

It's been a while since we last asked this question and CaptainFellatioNelson's confession that he likes "to fart under the duvet, creep in and see how long I can last only on the fart air contained within" reminded us just how good it was last time.

What are the little things you do for fun when nobody else is around?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 11:48)
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This is a QotW answer Piss after a wank
I'm sure most men on here enjoy it. You've had your wank, you've gone limp, and you go to the loo, dispose of any tissue, and have a piss.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:01, closed)
This is a QotW comment The only problem with that
is the burning feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:04, closed)
This is a QotW comment Maybe it's the
sadomasochism side of my personality that likes that feeling then?
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:07, closed)
This is a QotW comment You may well experience a warm sensation...
...I believe one of the constituents of ejaculate is a mild alkali, so that as the semen travels up the urethra, any residual acid from the last urination is neutralised, improving the spermatozoa's chance of surviving. I presume said burning sensation is due to this reaction.

If I'm vaguely correct about this, don't most acid-base reactions produce hydrogen? In theory, if you could produce enough of the stuff, could you hold up a lit taper and shoot fire out of your cock?

Why does my brain do this to me?
(The Supreme Crow with all the charm of a musk ox, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:09, closed)
This is a QotW comment ...
or more realistically you have an STD...
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ah good, not just me then.
I thought I'd caught a dose of something bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl - King Of Wales, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment That'd be the best power in the world
the ability to spit fire from your cock!!!
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment ....
it would be great if there was a guy with that power in the next xmen movie...

would he be on the good or bad side though...

his name could be cockfire or something...

hahaha....
(Dan dan dan is just on the right side of good, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:36, closed)
This is a QotW comment I believe that's called...
...changing barrels
(rockdoctor, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment Someone needs to pitch this idea
to marvel comics!
(Kris Is Ska "twat with a ukulele", Thu 13 Mar 2008, 15:52, closed)

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