Guilty SecretsWe were shocked - nay, disgusted - to read on an internet discussion forum of a chap's confession that his darkest, guiltiest secret was that he recently cracked one out over press photos of tragic MILF Kate McCann. He reasoned that "she's a good Catholic girl and looks dirty, so she'd probably go bareback".
What guilty secrets can you no longer keep to yourself?
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Scaryduck - twitter.com/duckorange, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 12:22)
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@FrankspencerMe too. a few years ago I saw a kid hit with a garbage truck and not a tear was spent or at any funerals but almost anything in a film will set me off. Other techniques include laughing at how cliched it all is and yawning. I had to fake a coughing fit during the truman show. And it was shit.
In work in a shop I like being a real cunt to certain people. If obviously underage people come in and go to buy beer I will help them carry it or even get things from the top shelf. then when they get to pay for it I ask them for the ID they obviously dont have. The look of surprise/dissapointment and hatred makes me feel warm inside.
Heres one for you that I was guilty about for ages. Once on a school trip to rome I had a wank in the Toilets in St. Peters Basilica. I'm proud of it now but at the time I was sure I was going to hell. Of course now I'm an athiest. I guess it was my first attempt at showing god what I thought of him.
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