GymsGetting fit should come with a health warning, warns PJM. "In my pursuit of the body beautiful, I've broken three exercise bikes and two running machines, concussed myself and, most distressingly, bruised my testicles." And he's yet to try and get out of his contract...
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:45)
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Did I miss a subtle female signal?Totally bored on the exercise bike trying to decide which is worse, my own reflection in the wall of mirrors behind the benches or the Jeremy Kyle show. A very well toned body of about 40 in light grey lycra hotpants and top appears at the bench in front of me carrying some small weights. She then turns the bench end on to me, straddles it facing me and lies back to begin her work out. After a while I decided I was breathless and sweaty enough to leave looking like I had really exerted myself. That and realising that my gaze had maybe spent too long on the foot digit of the humped ungulate.
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