A friend
has told me that when he has a pee, he washes his nob afterwards; I tried to tell him this was weird but he thought it totally normal.
(kitescreech still here, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:33, 6 replies)

A hundred years from now this will be normal.

( Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 21:37, closed)

will there be
Special facilities in pubic toilets
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 22:57, closed)

I give mine a rinse after a pee sometimes
if I'm expecting to use it for something far more fun than peeing in the near future. It's only fair on the lass whose tonsils will be tickled.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 0:04, closed)

A girly magazine
once had an article where they simply asked some men what was the first thing they did when they were alone in a new girlfriend's house and printed their replies beside their photo. "SHRIEK" we shrieked (as girls do) when we realised that one of the photographed boys was Steff, who had just started going out with my superposhfriend (and housemate) Arrabella. We looked at his quote which read "The first thing I do is go to the bathroom and wash my tackle in the girl's sink".
(floella, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 1:24, closed)

It's only fair.
I mean, how would you like to go down on someone who smelled of old kippers?

So, you expect a girl to wash her lady-bits. Well, so should you.

I can only assume that the men who don't are the ones who don't often get a blow.
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 12:04, closed)

...
I always have to use a proper loo rather than a urinal so I can "dab" it dry. Shaking is totally inadequate for preventing that little wet circle on your pants.

Or do I need to see a doctor? It's been like that since I was 12.
(Bewareofthephil, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 8:58, closed)