Bizarre habitsSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us: "Until I pointed it out, my other half use to hang out the washing making sure that both pegs were the same colour. Now she goes out of her way to make sure they never match." Tell us about bizarre rituals, habits and OCD-like behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:33)
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Toilet timeI cannot go big-toilet if there's a fly in the room. Not bothered about the resident spider, just flies. I will shoo the fucker out of the door if there's one in there. If the window is open, I will close it and then open it when I'm finished.
The worst occurance of this was last summer. I went into the toilet, locked the door and was just about to sit down when I heard 'zzzzzzzzz', the high-pitched zing of a mosquito. I scanned the room and found the bastard. After splatting it and wiping its remains from the wall I began to undo my jeans again when I heard another. 'Fuck' I thought and scanned the room again. I finally found it and slaughtered it.
About to sit down again and then another of the twats zinged about. Killed that one too. By now, I had the poo-shivers and my balloon knot was working overtime. By the time I could sit down I'd killed 6 of them.
I detest winged beasts with a passion. Except moths and butterflies. And ladybirds because they can exude a bitter tasting substance from their knees which is a cool defence against predators.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:18,
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Not that Iwant to try and rationalise *every* post I see (that would be obse . . Oh, OK).
I wouldn't want a fly buzzing round my head while I was taking a dump either. Anything that might require waving of arms, and the risk of overbalancing and landing in a pile of your own poo is something even the most relaxed of us would want to avoid.
My suggestion is keep a can of raid to hand. You don't need to get up to deal with the bastards.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 11:44,
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How do you know...what Ladybird Knee Juice tastes like?
Just asking, is all.
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If you've ever had a ladybird crawling on your handand then afterwards your hand tastes like earwax
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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Big Toilet?As opposed to the little one?
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uber-rolfat "big-toilet"
that is all.
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