HecklesForget the drunk bloke at the back yelling incoherent nonsense. Sometimes a well placed heckle can raise a mediocre act to a brilliant night out.
Tell us your best heckles and, if you are brave, the retorts that put you back in your place like the maggot you are.
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chthonic, Thu 6 Apr 2006, 13:13)
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Old HatI'm sure I've mentioned these under another QotW before, but here goes.
The compere at a club I went to with a mate years ago was having trouble with the microphone and said, "What am I doing wrong with this mike?". May mate replied, "Talking into it". Not mindblowing, but I was impressed with the speed.
Later on, I was at a club where Alistair Barrie was compering and he was taking the piss out of me for being an Oxford student. Warming to his theme he asked, "So if you're an Oxford student, what brings you here?" and I replied, "The train". Again, not hilarious, but the audience seemed to like it and it shut him up for a while.
(, Sat 8 Apr 2006, 12:37, Reply)
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