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This is a question I'm going to Hell...

...because I said the Lord's Prayer backwards at a funeral to summon up the Goat of Mendes, Freddie Woo tells us. Tell us why you're doomed.

Thanks to Kaol for the suggestion

(, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09)
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'signing' music videos.... is it just me or?
I just couldn't help howling with laughter that they actually 'sign' music videos? I was doubled over with laughter at the signing and the moves the woman was doing to that rnb 'tune' 'wanna make love in da club' or some other such shite at some ridiculous hour one saturday night / sunday morning.

**edit** I was a bit pissed at the time...
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 12:48, 5 replies)
They make me laugh too...
I know it's wrong but I just can't help having a good old chuckle to Hollyoaks on a Sunday morning. Ee, don't know about you, but I feel dirty and wrong just admitting it. Heh heh.

My bloke is scared of the signing lady that turns up on the telly in the middle of the night. He thinks she's a secret alien and he hides behind the sofa whilst I shoot her with a raygun.

We were also a bit pissed.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:24, closed)
I agree...
I just don't see the point of signing music videos....why??

My other half has a bit of an issue with midgets too...He won't watch any programme that has them on, and will cross the road or do anything to prevent him actually catching the eye of one of the poor little buggers. I am sure we are both going to hell...but hey. At least it will be warm.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 13:48, closed)
I've got the opposite problem with
"Little People".

As much of a cunt as it makes me feel, I nearly piss myself laughing every time I see one.

I was at a party once, in a flat with a balcony.
I'd gone out to have a smoke, and when I turned around there was a midget in the lounge.
I laughed so hard that I had to stay out on the balcony for about an hour.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:12, closed)
I thought you were talking about signing
like with a pen...

took me a few reads....
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 14:50, closed)
yeah
i've seen them too and was equally impressed/gobsmacked. The thing was, i couldn't turn it over, i was transfixed, by this 40 something woman, who was steadily getting 'more into it' as the tracks went on....this eventually resulted in her gyrating and effectively rubbing her ample tits...whilst never dropping a beat on the old signing front


I would have.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2008, 15:30, closed)

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