IT SupportOur IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 12:45)
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DorisDoris (not her real name) is the sole female representative of the IT department. Knows her stuff and is very attractive too. New phone system has been installed but my phone is dead. Doris is despatched to breathe life into it. The way their heads popped up like meerkats you would have thought my colleagues had never seen a woman before. I had a lot going on so she crawls under the desk while I carry on working. I hear a "while you're down there love" from somewhere in the office.
When I finish what I'm doing I move away to give her space and watch (her)what she is doing. After a few minutes she asks if I can help. Of course I can. She hands me a cable and knowing she has the attention of the whole office asks me to "push it up and wiggle it."
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:45, Reply)
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