This one gave me a hard on...
Our personnel director lady was very sexy. Not overly attractive, but the type who looked like they could suck the chrome off a towing hitch.

She did a lot of work from home as she lived a fair distance away and one day when I came into the office and was told she called and I should ring her back.

Well, I did so, and started talking laptops to her. She interrupted me saying that she'd just got out of the shower and was dripping wet, and said "Just a sec, I'll get a towel".

It took a while to remotely connect to her PC and as she sat there I imagined her with wet hair and the dampness of her body slowly soaking into the towel. To pass the couple of minutes it took to connect she told me that she had been shopping and the reason she'd taken a shower was that I'd caught her just about to try on her new lingerie.

I did try desperately to get the webcam working but some other idiot hadn't installed the software when her PC was built...
(horrgakx, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:07, 5 replies)

You do realise that /talk will be on this like a pack of baying hounds don't you?
Having said that I did like the "suck the chrome off a towing hitch" metaphor.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:26, closed)

mr b3th uses that metaphor
I'd never heard anyone else say it though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Sep 2009, 11:28, closed)

Fantasy post is fantastical.
Do I win a prize?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 10:30, closed)

only..
my admiration
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 14:37, closed)

Fool!
The correct response would have been to go round there to 'fix the PC' where you would clearly have been de-chromed yourself. Instead of a repair-man fantasy shag she got you fiddling with an installation disk. Fail!
(DownhillGardener no-one does it like that anymore, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 13:52, closed)