Predictable? Possibly.
Heroes:
David Cameron for vetoing something that would have crippled Britain's economy.
My dad for giving me many items with which to make fire.
Ed Balls for having a funny name.
The Milibands for being funny to look at.

Villains:
David Cameron for being a Tory and for defending the money-grabbing wankcunts who got us into this money mess in the first place.
The US government for potentially destroying the internet.
The Royal Mail / Post Office for making me wait 48 hours for a missed delivery when I live a mere 3/4 of a mile from the sorting office. Why...

Yes, I know I put Cameron in both categories for the same thing. Politics is complicated.

EDIT: more villains: those bloody protesters and "occupy [insert place here]" people. They made our cities look disgusting and achieved nothing. Take a leaf out of the Arab spring's books and explode the thieving corporate and political bastards.
(sonofamoonbadger Has pride and dignity. But no money..., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:41, 4 replies)

You blow them up. Go on.
I don't particularly think Occupy Insert-City-Here is the best way forward either, but it's better than nothing. Unless, of course, you want to be the one to change that. I can sit around asking other people to change the world too, you see.
( Bats, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 17:09, closed)

Agreed.
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( sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 11:15, closed)

Millibands
Everytime I see Ed Milliband I just think he looks like Fry from Futurama with his hair dyed black.
(bdm should really be doing some work on, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 20:11, closed)

Fire good.
You need a couple of ways to make fire for the oncoming zombie apocalypse. Next, I'll show you how to sharpen a tyre iron. Good for dealing with burglars, scrotes and zombies and easier to wield than an axe.
( moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 23:09, closed)