( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:28, 6 replies)

hahahahaha!
you colossal knobber! :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:31, closed)

Was ceiling cat up there?

(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:35, closed)

Worse. Ceiling spider.

( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 May 2012, 15:54, closed)

Was the door open when you came through?

( M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:00, closed)

Well spotted!
Thankfully it was – I didn't make it all the way to the floor. My feet landed on the door and I pitched backwards onto a rafter with my arse. My forearm also slammed the rafter, so I stayed 50% in the loft. Clambering back up there was a clumsy affair.
Torn ligaments in my left arm, very nasty abrasions, and a black bruise on my arse that looks like Europe. If I'd come down at an angle and the door had swung closed from the impact of my feet. I'd have been fucked. Ditto if it had been closed in the first place. Or if my feet went either side of it (wince).

Hail the door.
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:19, closed)

You
Could of shredded your bollocks off on the door, so it was a thin line between helping you out and being called Mandy.... very funny however and reminds me of an episode of some mothers do have em *clicks*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:35, closed)

Dear god
I thought that was the arse and tail of a giant rat for a second there. *shudders*
(SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:45, closed)

That robe hook...
::shudderr::

Before he was Mr. Kila, my other half did some work in his loft. He broke a rib bouncing on the edge of dining table.
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:52, closed)