No really I haven't "guessed the rest".
I not sure what the school was meant to teach you, but it certainly doesn't seem to have been narrative style, punctuation or simple word-definitions.

1. Were you a pupil, a teacher, or the child of a teacher? It seems to have been a staff party but you had some of your dad's homebrew (suggesting you might have been the child of a teacher).
2. Where did the party end up? Why were you pissing in the sink while people were playing strip-poker? Who was at the door? What did happen next?
3. Commas are usually in addition to spaces, not in place of them.
4. Gentile probably doesn't mean what you think it means.
( Ghoti Fingers, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 14:12, 1 reply)

I'm sorry this post has upset you mate.I'm not attempting to win the Booker or similar literary prize, just trying to make a small contribution.I was a staff member and in common with other staff members I had a dad.The party ended up in my room and I can see now why that isn't clear so I shall edit.I had taken a comfort break from the game of strip poker to piss in the sink.I concede that my typing skills are crap and that genteel was spelled incorrectly so I shall correct that now.As for 'Who was at the door?' and 'What happened next? go fuck yourself.Use your imagination you humourless cunt.
You're not an old boy of Eton by any chance? Thanks for your helpful suggestions though.Seriously.
(mallyjoe, Sat 6 Dec 2014, 15:10, closed)