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You shat on her Justin Bieber poster because you adore her. She cleaned the toilet bowl with your toothbrush for the same reason. Tell us of the times true love has not been as true as it should

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(, Thu 16 Jun 2011, 12:56)
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Heh.
Yeah, it can get pretty vile- combine a steak dinner with a good Belgian ale such as Chimay Grande Reserve and a bit of single malt, and it makes a toxic brew within my intestine. Generally I end up waking around three in the morning and shuffling into the bathroom to purge it out and end the Death Farts, but not until they've awakened me.

As I say, normally I don't indulge in this combination, but on a cold winter night it can be heavenly and worth the price. Especially if it gets revenge on a creature who tries to fist me in the night.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 16:40, 1 reply)
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