I do my bit for the environment
by only using my Landrover Discovery once a day to take the kids to school and buy my Waitrose shopping, and by making sure all the poo from my pack of Labradors is taken home to spread on my roses. And for the occasional drive to the Farmers' Market in the village because it's such jolly fun.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:08, 3 replies)

You complete bastard.
You sicken me.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:16, closed)

Would you like to buy some of my homemade organic jam?
Only £15 a jar. All profits go to a small group of Hungarian orphans I'm sponsoring to offset my carbon footprint.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:22, closed)

Do you wear immaculate Hunter wellies too?

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:25, closed)

There are other types of wellies?!
*snorts* Oh, I do love the local humour here! So quaint!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:29, closed)

Terry Pratchett FTW:
Chancellor *sniffs*: Mm-HM! Smell that? Now THAT'S what I call fresh air!

Local: Erm ... that's what we call it as well, Sir.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:31, closed)

Haha! Nice.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:35, closed)

"I think I've just trodden in something rural."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 10:36, closed)

Might I commend this to you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=afY4v0y4fL4
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:14, closed)

Ah, lovely!
Thankyou Flake!
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:47, closed)

You're most welcome, my good fellow.

( flake has nothing against your right leg, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 17:56, closed)