HousematesCatch21 says "I go out of my way to make life hell for my shitty middle-class housemates who go running to the landlord every time I break wind". Weird housemates are the gift that keep on giving - tell us about yours.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 13:28)
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Below meFlatfrog just reminded me of my downstairs neighbours.
One day i noticed that the neighbours downstairs had moved out and the place was being done up. I made a comment to that effect to my flatmate. He informed me they have been evicted due to the constant noise and arguments, mixed with a child crying and domestic abuse. He also informed me he had heard them all the time. My other flatmate pitched in and agreed. They asked "didn't you hear the shouting, screaming, crying, small child crying, door slamming and general ruckus" I hadn't.
Oh and the first flatmate, in this story, was a heavy sleeper thus has three alarm clocks, which he forgot to turn off one weekend. I had turned my computer off "to let it rest" one day, turned it back on five minutes later as i could hear the bloody alarms going off.
(, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 2:15, Reply)
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