Dear Spanky, (an open letter)...

I love your posts...I consider you a modern-day master of mirth, a veritable hero in our times...a man so skilled in writing great stories that I want to drop to my knees, pound the floor and thank merciful Jeebus that I found this site.

You have a gift, and what's more, I feel we have a 'connection'

So many things in common: love of Cov City, Star Wars, and boozy, embarrassing fun, especially when there is sweet lovin' with the laydees involved.

You are like the brother I never knew existed...

...

Then THIS. fucking THIS!

Ghostbusters-cunting-shite-2 better then the original? Have you completely lost your marbles mate?

I thought I could forgive you anything...I pray that this is just a minor blip created of post-Amsterdam weekend insanity.

I beg you, watch both again...and reconsider.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Sat 28 Feb 2009, 21:35, 1 reply)

Am I allowed to say...
that I actually quite liked Waterworld too...

I own it on dvd and everything...
( SpankyHanky, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 12:31, closed)

Waterworld was ace!
I'm also a big fan of the 'The postman'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:02, closed)

Yep,
Me too.

I've got that on dvd and watched it a few weeks back. It really is rather good...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)