Buckaroo

I'd forgotten about this until it was mentioned a few posts below. I thought me and my mates were the only people who played it.

Human Buckaroo.

When someone passes out in the living room it's time for Buckaroo. You ever-so-gently start to load the snoring piss-head up with whatever you can without waking him up. Empty cans, cushions, chairs, table lamps and, memorably, the kitchen bin (that turned out not to be such a great idea in retrospect)

It can get quite tense towards the end.

Eventually your victim will wake and then you yell:

"BUCKAROO!!"

And watch everything go flying across the room as they wake up and spaz out.

Very, very childish.

I last played this when I was 42.

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:04, 12 replies)

One night
I was so pissed, my mates managed to get a SCART lead end into my mouth before I woke up.
That was a fun night.
( TY&GN, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:10, closed)

Thank God
you never did that to me when I was staying over...

you didn't, did you...?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:24, closed)

This also works with a cat.

( Zuowan, Sun 1 Mar 2009, 23:25, closed)

to pile the stuff on top of?
or to pile on top of a drunk??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:54, closed)

Yes.

( Moey, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:38, closed)

Still playing
at 34. Got at least another 8 years in it that game ;D
(thebdaman hmmm....., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 0:44, closed)

First played this at school
in the 6th year common room, where I got most of a chess set onto a sleeping friend. The drunk version is far better though, not only because you can get more on a sleeping drunk, the wake up dance is always more entertaining too :D
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 3:44, closed)

see now you've made me all nervous
and feeling like I'll never be able to visit you legless. I have a feeling I'd be a popular target.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 2 Mar 2009, 6:17, closed)

Nothing to be nervous about
Unless you're the sort of person who drinks so much alcohol that s/he passes out in a stupor.

Anyone else would wake up immediately when someone else started messing with them.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 9:29, closed)

A universally popular game
Try googling: dave flat head hemmulon
My mates are bastards.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 12:01, closed)

Sellotape
We've done similar in the past but we sellotaped the items to the victim!

The confusion on the face is priceless when they wake up with cans, battaries, golf balls, trainers, and anything that's lying round taped to them.
More humour follows as you watch them trying to remove it all, then thinking they have only to sit down and realise there's more still taped to their back
(Bad_Dogg, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 15:30, closed)

I'm scouring the achives for photgraphic evidence.....
I distinctly remember once drawing the line at putting the fridge on one of my mates.....it wouldn't fit through the cunting doorway!!!

(tofer is sweating like a dyslexic on countdown......, Mon 2 Mar 2009, 20:48, closed)