Male Nurse

I was humming 'Never Gonna Give You Up' whilst walking down the corridor of my local hospital on the way to a check-up for my broken leg. Hurrying in the opposite direction was a most aesthetically pleasing nurse, with arms full of surgical notes cradling her voluptuous breasts. Needless to say my cast was rendered obsolete at this point as I had created a splint of my own. My shameless staring must have put her off her stride, as on passing me she stumbled dropping her documents. Ever the gentlemen (Hoping the favour would be returned by said nurse during my next sponge bath), I decided to help her to pick up the notes detailing the surgery to be carried out and the name of the patient. Thus began a few minutes of splayed legs and flailing crutches in aid of my damsel, until a male nurse came gallantly to her rescue. Picking up at 10x my speed, and I noticed that my damsel was transfixed on this mans posterior every time he bent down. I was outraged, how could this woman fancy a nurse! A male nurse! Then I thought 'Oh wait maybe I am a ....' But was distracted by a famous name on the surgical notes in my hands it read: Hip Op: Rick Astley

Length? From the top of my thigh all the way down to the toes, rock hard, for 4 weeks!!!
(Fluffy_Giblets, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:11, 9 replies)

Ha!
Nice!

Though bringing that fucking awful twattery-bollocks song to my mind deserves a severe beating.

Oh, and welcome!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 14:14, closed)

Cheers,

Have enjoyed plenty of your posts over the past month or so of lurking.
(Fluffy_Giblets, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 15:56, closed)

Cheers, buddy
we should hook up. Maybe get married. Obviously having children will be a bit of an issue what with there being too many cocks in the relationship, but we could always adopt. If we do can we call our son Spikey??? Its such a lovely name.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:12, closed)

Do I get a say in this?

( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:16, closed)

SON !!!
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN !!!

I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK !!!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:19, closed)

Daddy?
is that you daddy? Oh daddy I was so scared!!! I thought I'd never see you again. I was so afraid daddy. The bad man told me that you didn't love me anymore. He touched me 'under the bridge' daddy.......HE TOUCHED ME 'UNDER THE BRIDGE!!!!'
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:28, closed)

Nevermind
rush home and start working on my cock. You know how daddy likes it.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:32, closed)

Shall I bring the babyoil
or will we be using butter like the good old days? Remember how I used to love the taste of butter?
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 16:36, closed)

..
Laughing like a loon
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 18:14, closed)