Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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This one time...I had merely been in the wrong place at the wrong time, and now had a jail sentence, the policeman told me that on my way to jail, and these are his exact words "Do NOT pass Go! Do NOT collect £200!"
Do I listen to his advice? Do I fuckity...passed Go, picked up the £200, a quarter of that got me out on bail and still had enough to buy 3 houses all along the Old Kent Road.
Policemen waiting on the corner usually don't know what they're talking about, don't listen to them.
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 9:38, closed)
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