Ignoring InstructionsWhen I was small, a friend of mine waved a big plastic bottle at me and asked me if I "wanted some drinking yoghurt?" I pointed out the "do not drink" label, but no, he was convinced this was a big jug of a particularly strange, liquid yoghurt that was briefly popular in the 70s.
He was sick for hours, after consuming a suprisingly large quantity of washing liquid.
What instructions have you ignored?
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chthonic, Thu 4 May 2006, 11:24)
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A Short Fall...There comes a time in every young boy's life where the warning sign FRAGILE ROOF COVERING: USE CRAWLING BOARDS becomes particularly valid.
When you are in your salad days retrieving your football from the garage roof was a task accomplished with monkey-like grace, but a year or two later, a few extra pounds, and WHOOMPH!
Through you go.
Fortunately, in my case, my fall was broken by the soft-top of a Jaguar XJS, though I was trapped inside a locked garage with no idea how to release the catch, so I was busted all ends up!
(, Mon 8 May 2006, 13:57, closed)
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