I hurt my rude bitsSpent all day with a sore bum, went to the loo to check it out and found blood in my pants. Not good. Piles? Checked in the shower and pulled a staple from my arse. Serves me right for leaving an old pencil case in my underwear drawer. BTW: On relating this story to a friend they said, "some people will do anything for a prick up their bottom."
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rob, Thu 13 Jul 2006, 22:00)
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When I lost my virginityI had no idea women had teeth up their mimsy. It frightened me the first time, but now I wrap it up in a thick sock before I let it near a ladies winkle.
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Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 14 Jul 2006, 14:30,
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