I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Pearoast - Don't do this to your love spuds, ever!It was a very cold day five years ago at work... I'd just been out for a bracing, yet particularly satisfying cigarette and thought I'd nip to the loo on my way back to my desk. Whilst in the cubicle I noticed that due to said parkiness I was feeling uncomfortably tight in the ballbag department. Oh Ho! Thinks I, I'll just stretch them out a little bit...
I've been blown up, crashed into, scalded, punched, burned, thrown down the stairs, cut open and have even been nailed to a shed on one interesting occasion but nothing had prepared me for the sheer unadulterated agony I experienced...
It was like someone took a flamethrower to my boy bits. There was I, eyes, fists and buttocks fully clenched, dizzy with pain and dangerously close to passing out. Hitting the cubicle and swearing as quietly as I could for about three minutes. Never do this.
Also, I once cockdropped my ex boss with an elastic band.
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 23:13,
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Holy crapping hellfire yes!Being outside at -30º in inadequate clothing, I too have found my scrotum somewhat shriveled and have done exactly the same thing.
Lesson learned. NEVER EVER TUG A SCROTUM WHICH IS TRYING TO HIDE FROM THE COLD.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 0:12,
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Are you two post-op transexuals,or just stupid?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 10:59,
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If I were a post op transsexualIt wouldn't have been an issue surely?
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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:11,
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