I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Snapped banjo string at full speed on a white sofaWhite stair carpet, white walls, white curtains. Long night with the bleach, and a couple months recovery before anything other than water went near it again.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 21:05, 3 replies)
'On a white sofa'That's your problem right there.
You should try a woman.
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 22:51, closed)
But to be fair,some fat chicks do look like a ripped white sofa
(, Fri 8 Mar 2013, 23:58, closed)
Were you sitting at a piano singing "Imagine" to some Japanese bint with saggy tits?(
Wanderer, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 10:41,
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