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My commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.

(, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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Wasn't there mesel but
Got a mate who seems to need a lot more sex than I do, anyway, him and his gf have another lady who joins them fairly regularly and he likes a lot of bum sex and fists and things that are a bit more extreme than the nice regular lights off missionary that I prefer. Anyhoo about 6 months ago he was going at it hard having taken 2 little blue diamond tablets and after some vigorous thrusting missed the mark and bent his cock in half. He screamed like a girl and then noticed quite a bit of serious swelling. A trip to the A&E ensued and the upshot of a broken dick means that he has just has an AMS 700 Penile Prosthesis fitted. Google the images and you will see just how horrific this looks.

The only other person I know who has one got it after trying to shoot smack into the big blue vein down his shaft and after being warned not to many times finally could fine no other means to get the drugs into him and so tried to get it into the only vein he could find. This resulted in 6 months of ops and pain and no they both have no need for viagra as they have a little pump that they use to get wood and another little valve to let the air out afterwards.

Remember kiddies don't do drugs, especially if you have to load a needle up with street smack and inject it into your one eyed blue veined hooligan.
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 19:42, 4 replies)

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kt0VdPZgpoc
(, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 21:09, closed)
Cool, I want one.

(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 4:01, closed)
And for those of us old enough to remember
The pumpy thing was used in a painful sounding scene in St Elsewhere.
(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 19:36, closed)
what is this i don't even

(, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 2:19, closed)

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