I Hurt My Rude Bits, AgainMy commute to work was made excellent the other day when I saw a motorcyclist try to ride on the pavement to avoid a traffic queue, lose control, fall off and land bollock-first on a concrete bollard. He was fine, eventually – but tell us your tales of the old blinding agony to the gentleman's or gentlewoman's area.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Mar 2013, 12:50)
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I think I just fucked my kettle.Snapped a bit of the lid off and it won't open now.
Better put a new kettle on the wedding list I suppose
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 10 Mar 2013, 23:54,
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Mar 2013, 13:28,
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