Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I Swear This Is True....
In my local, back in the UK, I walked into the pub for a pint. And Fester, the landlord, had just started a new barmaid.
She had the biggest set of tits I've ever seen. Obviously surgically enhanced, but impressive just the same. I could imagine her as a stripper and I could even imagine her act.
She'd crawl up onto the stage and just try to stand up.
Yes, she was that top-heavy.
Anyway, so I get to the bar and she asks me what I want. I never could resist a good feed-line.
"Pint of Titbread Wankard please!"
Cheers
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Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:30,
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