Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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*ahem*Having bought a lovely new set of bright pink ear muffs, as my ears get very cold in winter & it gives me headaches, myself & those around me delighted in muff jokes for some time after...
My favourite was a friend at work (where I was the only girl with 10 guys) hiding them behind his back and asking my manager (who had previously embarassed himself by commenting that there was a slight hole in the rear-end of my jeans which could have only been seen on close inspection... *raises eyebrow*) when he walked past "Have you seen Fantastatrons muff?"
Cue manager going googly eyed and stuttering. Brilliant.
Or, coming out of a club rather, ahem, worse for wear let's say, yelling at my boyfriend 'AAARGH I'VE LOST MY MUFF. Is it in your bag? I neeeeeed my muff or I'll explode!', bouncers and other clubbers looking a bit a/be-mused until boyfriend produced them out of his bag.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:59, Reply)
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