Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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i was at schooland it was winter and cold so everone had jackets. And my tutor was a bitch and this one kid came in late and he was still wearing his jacket. And she said "Ollie! Sit down jacket off"
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i was walking through town the other day and the police were making a film or somthing and i overheard the cameraman say to the female policeman "you go in there and i'll film you doin' it"
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Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 19:14,
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