I've just been out food shopping with a normally very straight laced male friend of mine who has a partner of 12 years called Michael,
I was buying Bananas and he informed me (without any intention of double entendre I swear) that the last time he got some bananas from the market, 'I'd never seen such big ones in me life, and now whenever I give Michael one for his lunchbreak he tells me when he gets it out in front of all his work mates they keep commenting upon this huge banana, and sometimes it's so big I can't even get the bloody thing into his lunchbox!'

It was made doubly funny that he evidently had no idea what he'd just said till I creased up in the middle of the supermarket, and then we could both hardly stand for about 10 minutes, with all these perplexed shoppers wandering by, while we had a proper Carry On moment of delivering more innuendos to one another about it in Kenneth Williams style voices and such...

Ooh Matron, take them away!

I of course, immediately thought of you lot!

*still sniggering...*
( ..wil, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:20, Reply)