Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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Collected FootballismsSliding in from behind
Handling in the box
Dribbling around the area
Jostling for the ball..
Going in hard
Putting long ones down the wings
An athletic lunge before going in deep and probing for weaknesses
The big one up front
Shooting straight in to the keepers hands.
Heads up for the big punt over the top
Squeezing one in from a tight angle
Hammering one home from the edge of the box.
Feel free to add.
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.Getting it into the box early.
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.tackle in the penalty box?
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Two out frontand one deep to accept roving balls.
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He's pushed that one too deep
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A couple of big lads up front
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You sirdisgust me
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Er Thanks?I think?
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