Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Once there was a really fit girl opposite me on a trainand I said to her "I'd love to put my DICK in between your TITS and have SEX WITH YOUR TITS"
I didn't realise what that sounded like until after I raped her. Silly me!
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Frizzletoe and Wine http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:03,
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Sexy potatoesfavourite of all the starchy, earth-based veg.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34,
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I don't think this is funnyNot just because it's a rape joke, there are loads of them and even for me, some are very funny. This isn't making me laugh.
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:39,
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Me either, ancrennehence the image above.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:40,
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I like you BertYou're ace :)
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:43,
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*frowns**notclicks*
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*purrs*Now stroke me behind the ears please.
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:44,
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*strokes Bert**tempts Bert with pretend fish on string toy*
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ancrenne doesn't eat anything that can play video games, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:55,
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*pounces**miaos*
*gives up and finds something better to do*
*shows arse*
*preens*
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Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 17:06,
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