Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I'm sorry, it just slipped outHaving a sense of humour that sits somewhere toward the puerile end of the scale is, apparently, no excuse for giggling like a 10 year old* who's just discovered that there are birds called tits, when having told a colleague that you'll fill them in later. This is seemingly made worse if you simultaneously pretend to shoot them with your fingers and wink while saying it.
Why does my brain make me act like such a cock sometimes? I am fucking bored today, but really, that's no excuse.
*or a 32 year old who should be far more grown up by now
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Moey, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 16:34,
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