Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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At work, couple of years ago..Little Indian Girl (Literally 3' nothing), ducks under Large English Man's (5'9") desk to steal a cable.
LEM returns, sees her there and sits down, pinning her under said desk.
LIG tries to bite LEM.
LEM lets her out after a while.
Her first words after being released?
"I couldn't find anything small enough to put my mouth around".
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 1:50, closed)
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