Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My dad was locked in the shed onceI busted the door open with an axe and accidentally smacked him in the teeth! And then the teeth flew out of his mouth and bit him in the arse!
Talk about axey dental in-your-end-D'oh!
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:34, 2 replies)
* spang *.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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You have pissed all over my brain!I was going to post something identical to this.
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:36,
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