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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A friend of a friend
Was called Euan Kerr.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:35, 15 replies)
I knew a Wayne Kerr
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:36, closed)
I knew
a bloke called Mike Fucking Gormless Cunt.

truer story.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:37, closed)
I knew a girl called
Dave.

*blatant lies now*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:38, closed)
I once knew a bloke
called Bert Monkeysex, what kind of name is that!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:39, closed)
How dare you!
That's my Mother's name!

*vows not to spoon al to sleep tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:40, closed)
I married a girl
called Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake

since my name is Pelican Fish Inhibitor I think the whole thing was doomed from the start
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, closed)
Your mother was called
Bert Monkeysex?

No but seriously I once knew a girl called Sophie Titwank. You can see my story about it here .
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:44, closed)
AL
thankgod she wasn't called Wittank, that would just be embarrassing
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)
@Bert
Wayne Kerr is (maybe was) a manufacturer of scientific instruments.

Always raises a chuckle in the lab.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:49, closed)
@K2k6
you think that's funny? That's nothing, my mate Mike Fucking Gormless Cunt used to manufacture sex toys out of discarded plumbing equipment. I tell you, being in a pub with him was magic.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:51, closed)
I know a teacher
called Helen Topliss
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:53, closed)
My German Teacher
at school was called Richard Whoppingcock.

true story.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:55, closed)
Yeah, al
if by true you mean big pack of cocking lies
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 12:56, closed)
Sorry did I write true?
I always do that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:03, closed)
It's a common mistake
I've done the same
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

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