Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Height of maturityTheres a pub near me called 'The Fighting Cocks'. Still makes me chuckle and the sad thing is im 23
*Just remebered, whilst at a Thai resturant for my sisters birthday, the waiter was handing out dishes and asked my brother in law if he wanted some more plates 'shoved up his end'. Looked fairly pissed off as i spent the rest of the evening laughing at him
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:06, Reply)
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