Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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tweebianmonkey Reminded me. Even though I'll get no clicks this late...I used to be a rower. I still believe the plural of cox is cox' and not coxes. Like how you don't say dices. (Unless you're conjugating espanish)
A parents group was on a tour and enquired as to the roles played by some members of the school team- myself and a couple of the scrawny lads who would steer the boat.
My reply?
"I stroke, they're cox'"
Perhaps not entirely unintentional but it was worth it.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:18, 1 reply)
Being an ex rower myselfthe phrase 'cox box' always made me snigger.
(, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 13:29, closed)
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