I met the cracking girl who is sat next to me right now on here
And then subsequently on Facebook, went down to London to meet her and ended up bringing her back with me, she's hardly left since, moving in together early next month :-)

And hope to meet a lot more lovely people at the Manchester bash next week
(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:02, 29 replies)

When you say 'here', I take it you don't mean b3ta.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:16, closed)

Well, both at the same time really.

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:40, closed)

I bet she's crap at sweeping though!:O

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:52, closed)

She did a good job to be fair.

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:16, closed)

Breaking lurker status to say
She's a fantastic sweeper! Gets all the dust off the skirting and everything! Why only today she was told that she would make a perfect housewife... *dreams of brooms and wedding rings
(Loonytoon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:27, closed)

*runs

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:28, closed)

Yeah but you'd only go and cut yourself on the broom. :P

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:29, closed)

I took a photo of her pretending to fellate a statue, she seemed pretty confident at that :)

( Monty Propps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:42, closed)

Pretending?

(Kip, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 7:41, closed)

Yes, as in the way Lord Turkey Boy and I were pretending to jizz over that other statue...

( Monty Propps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 15:28, closed)

yeah yeah, Co*BULLSHIT*ugh

(Kip, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:14, closed)

I look forward to meeting the mentalist!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 18:57, closed)

What, Chrissi Hayes is turning up?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:06, closed)

Let's fucking hope not.
Actually that could be interesting...
(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:14, closed)

'Interesting' indeed.
The fucking mentalist.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:15, closed)

So I've noticed

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:18, closed)

Actually it could be a laugh.
I've never witnessed a whole pub baying for someone's blood before. Apart from when Beckham got sent off for kicking that Argentinian.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:24, closed)

They both deserved it

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:27, closed)

Only to check if I've had that second stroke she hoped for ;)

( Monty Propps, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 1:40, closed)

And you are both ace!
Tell Fran we officially announced the lion cubs at LZ this afternoon :)
( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:29, closed)

Did you stand up and say, 'THIS IS A LION CUB!'

( riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:30, closed)

The press release went out
though I think the news will get buried by today's events
( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:36, closed)

Stiil jealous that she's had the tour and I haven't, yet

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:40, closed)

Yet ;)

( Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 19:44, closed)

Exactly

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 20:13, closed)

how big is her cock? i bet it's bigger than yours.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 22:14, closed)

Bigger than your personality anyway

(Kip, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:10, closed)

A similar size to her
Hen.

This may need editing if we ever decide to acquire poultry
(Loonytoon, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 23:11, closed)

Woo Yay and HOOPLA!
Looking forward to the Manc bash even more now \o/
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 0:44, closed)