In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed ForcesI've never been a soldier. I was an air cadet once, but that mostly involved sitting in a mouldy hut learning about aeroplane engines with the hint that one day we might go flying.
Yet, anyone who has spent time defending their nation, or at least drinking bromide-laced-tea for their nation, must have stories to tell. Tell them now.
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chthonic, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 18:26)
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I was a cadetWe were all at an RAF base for our summer camp and were sharing dorms with some CCF types from a posh school in Glasgow.
Note: Every CCF person I've ever met is from a private school.
One of the kids from there, Baikie, had the kind of exhuberant personality that makes the group of other lads want to twat him.
Well... the officers used to inspect the dorms at night. We'd organised everyone to make a loud Fwapping noisej just as the officer was about to leave by getting people to pull their (facial) cheeks apart and push together rapidly for three of four times. Then 40 cadets all shouted BAIKIE STOP MASTURBATING!
'kin sweet. That was his name for the rest of the week.
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drunkenoaf, Mon 27 Mar 2006, 19:12,
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