fine.
Listen to me Mudskipper, you slack-jawed, pustulent cunt-bag, you are fucking WRONG. YOU are WRONGER THAN BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

will that do?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:35, 3 replies)

I love you nearly as much as I love Gonz.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:37, closed)

aww shucks.
(is that a lot then? I don't know how much you love him.)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:37, closed)

There aren't enough words to describe the depth of my love for Gonz
the terrible wrong-guts dyslexic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:42, closed)

ahaha I had it pointed out to me I spelled Than wrong. To me they sound exactly the same.
I can't tell the difference.
Blame it on my convict-country's accent. I really can't hear a difference.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:43, closed)

The sun is out, the sky is blue
and QOTW abuse of erroneous definitions has given me my first hearty guffaw of the day and it's not even 9am.

It's going to be a good day I think.

Oh, and, Mudskipper, you're a halfwitted fuck muppet grandstanding ignoramus with half the brains of a bubble of spunk and even less of the vocabulary.

Just getting in the spirit of things, you know?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:45, closed)

For some half-fucked reason I was in work by 7
leaving a perfectly nice warm bed and it's raining up here and dammit, that Mudskipper cuntpuffin is going to PAY.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 8:46, closed)

I, too, now love you. Whether you like it or not.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 10:57, closed)

isn't that a pretty much textbook definition of rape?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:47, closed)

Lawks, Sir! You DO know how to flatter me, an' no mistake!
*flutters eyelashes*
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 13:54, closed)

Just remember the rules
it's not rape if you shout "surprise!" first.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 14:10, closed)

I'm just joining in the poppet love-in
I AM SHEEPLE
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 6 Apr 2011, 11:05, closed)